Bears are such wonderful creatures with so many different types of bears to learn about, we have a hard time choosing our favourite bear types here at bear-dictionary.com
From imposing Polar bears and fierce Grizzly bears. Asian Panda Bears to cute and cuddly Teddy Bears ... we love all the different type of bears.
However, it is not all serious! There are loads of bear jokes fun to be had, some of the bear jokes may even be a funny bear joke !
Here at Bear-Dictionary.com , our resident jokes bear has a selection of bear jokes for you to enjoy, ( Or not! - If they are really bad! ) from polar bear jokes , koala bear joke to grizzly bear jokes and panda bear funny jokes.
A Polar Bear is a rectangular Bear after a coordinate transformation. (Sorry you have to be a bit of a maths geek to get that one, but I could not resist putting it in!)
Grizzly Bear Jokes
Q: What do you call a Grizzly Bear caught in the rain ?
A: A Drizzly Bear
Q: Why does a Grizzly Bear have a thick fur coat ?
A: Because it would look very silly in a plastic mac
A Grizzly bear goes in to a bar and asks: "May I have an orange juice ........................ and lemonade, please ?" The barman prepares the drink saying "Of course, but why the big pause?" The Grizzly Bear replies "I don't really know, I've always had them!"
Teddy Bear Joke
Q: How do you start a Teddy Bear Race ?
A: Ready ... Teddy ... Go!
Q: What is yellow, comes from Peru and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington's lost cousin.
Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy Bear with a pig ?
A: A Teddy Boar
Q: What have Rupert the Bear and Winnie the Pooh got in common ?
A: They both have the same middle name. ("the")
Baby Polar Bear Joke
Q: Where to you find a baby polar bear ?
A: It depends where you lost it
A baby polar bear asks his mother "Am I really a polar bear cub?" His mum replies "Yes, of course you are dear!" Not convinced, he then asks the same question of his father. His dad replies "Yes, you are son, you come from a long line of Polar Bears. But why do you ask?" The Polar Bear Cub then says "Are you sure? Because I'm really Freezing!"
Koala Bear Joke
Q: What is small, cuddly and bright purple ?
A: A Koala Bear holding its breath
Q: What is a bear's favorite drink ?
A: Koka-Koala
Q: What do you call a Koala Bear with no ears ?
A: A Koala B
Panda Bear Funny Jokes
Q: Why was the panda bear cub so spoiled ?
A: Because its mother Panda'd to its every wish
Q: What goes Black, White, Black, White, Black, White ?
A: A Panda rolling down a mountain
Q: Why do Panda bears like old silent movies ?
A: Beacuse they are all in black and white
Q: What is black and white and read all over ?
A: A panda with sunburn
A Panda Bear sees some people arguing, and they beckon him over. "You are just the guy we need! Tell us, are you a bear or some kind of Racoon?" After a pause, the Panda replies "Hmmm, you know, not everything is black and white!"
Bear Jokes Fun Bear Dictionary - Interesting Bear Facts about all Types of Bears
We like all types of bears and hope you enjoy our bear dictionary website where lots of bear facts can be found .. Our Bear Coloring Sheets selection of bear coloring pages bear-dictionary.com
as well as bear pictures, endangered bear research, info about types of bear, bear pic to color, bear recipes and bear kids activities from Polar Bears, Panda Bears, Grizzly Bears ... the list can go from the Arctic to the Zoo
Here at Bear Dictionary we like to explore all types of bears... some bears live in the wild like the polar bear, the brown bear and even the grizzly bear. Endangered Species of Bears need our protection if we are to continue to have wild species of bear. The more information on all types of bears can be shared the better. Educating our children about endangered bears, taking bear watching holidays to raise awareness and sponsoring endangered polar bears, panda bears and indeed all baby bears raised in zoos with an animal protection program Bear Activities at Bear-Dictionary.com
Here at Bear-Dictionary.com we welcome your input too .. feel free to submit your Old Bear Stories, Your Bear Watching Holiday Adventures Stories , even a little Bear Joke or two is enjoyed by all ..
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Here are a selection of Valentine Bears you can use to make a Valentines Day Teddy Bear gift, or a Teddy Bear Valentines Day Card.
We have a favorite selection of bear books that are full of information on all types of bears.. from panda bears , and grizzly bears to the black bears of north america and the polar bears of the north .. which one is your favourite type of bear ?
