it is not all serious! There are loads of bear jokes fun to be had, some
of the bear jokes may even be a funny bear joke !
at Bear-Dictionary.com , our resident jokes bear has a selection of bear
jokes for you to enjoy, ( Or not! - If they are really bad! ) from polar
bear jokes , koala bear joke to grizzly bear jokes and panda bear funny
Bear is a rectangular Bear after a coordinate transformation.
(Sorry you have to be a bit of a maths geek to get that one, but I could
not resist putting it in!)
What do you call a Grizzly Bear caught in the rain ?
A Drizzly Bear
Why does a Grizzly Bear have a thick fur coat ?
Because it would look very silly in a plastic mac
Grizzly bear goes in to a bar and asks: "May I have an orange
juice ........................ and lemonade, please ?"
The barman prepares the drink saying "Of course, but why the
The Grizzly Bear replies "I don't really know, I've always had
How do you start a Teddy Bear Race ?
... Teddy ... Go!
is yellow, comes from Peru and is completely unknown?
Bear, Paddington's lost cousin.
do you get if you cross a teddy Bear with a pig ?
A: A Teddy
have Rupert the Bear and Winnie the Pooh got in common ?
both have the same middle name. ("the")
Polar Bear Joke
Where to you find a baby polar bear ?
It depends where you lost it
baby polar bear asks his mother "Am I really a polar bear cub?"
His mum replies "Yes, of course you are dear!"
Not convinced, he then asks the same question of his father.
His dad replies "Yes, you are son, you come from a long line
of Polar Bears. But why do you ask?"
The Polar Bear Cub then says "Are you sure? Because I'm really
is small, cuddly and bright purple ?
Koala Bear holding its breath
is a bear's favorite drink ?
do you call a Koala Bear with no ears ?
A: A Koala
Bear Funny Jokes
Q: Why was the panda bear cub so spoiled ?
A: Because its mother Panda'd to its every wish
What goes Black, White, Black, White, Black, White ?
A: A Panda
rolling down a mountain
do Panda bears like old silent movies ?
they are all in black and white
is black and white and read all over ?
A: A panda
Bear sees some people arguing, and they beckon him over.
"You are just the guy we need! Tell us, are you a bear or some
kind of Racoon?"
After a pause, the Panda replies "Hmmm, you know, not everything
is black and white!"
Bear Jokes Fun
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