Teddy Bear Jokes by Pea

by Pea
(UK)

Bear Jokes Featured at Bear Dictionary
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Here are two jokes for your collection:

The first has been adapted from another joke, and turned into a teddy bear joke. :-)

Q: What does a Police Teddy Bear Mascot have in his teddy bears picnic sandwiches?

A: Well, apart from Honey, (obviously! but that isn't the funny bit!)
.... Traffic Jam!!!


The second is going to be relevant once the summer comes...

Q: How does a Teddy Bear keep cool in hot summer weather?

A: He uses his "Bear-Conditioning" !!


Well I hope you have enjoyed these two jokes.

Pea

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