Polar Bear Joke Collection by Susan

by Susan
(Ohio)

Bear Jokes Featured at Bear Dictionary
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I would love to share some of my favorite and fun Polar Bear Jokes... hope you like them and feature them in your bear joke gallery .. thanks
Susan


Question:
What did the polar bear say when it saw the igloo?
Answer:
"Dont you just love these things ! So Crunchy on the outside and ohhh with such a nice chewy center!"

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Question:
What did the polar bears say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
Answer:
"Sandwiches!"

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Question:
What are polar bears called when they get caught in the rain?
Answer:
Drizzly bears.

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Question:
How does a polar bear stop a VCR?
Answer:
It just presses the "paws" button.

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Question:
What did the Polar Bear say when it saw a seal on a skateboard?
Answer:
"Meals on Wheels!"

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Question:
Why do polar bears win so many races?
Answer:
Because they're always in the "pole" position.


Hope you like these polar bear jokes
...Susan

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